Tracklist
- 1Jack Kevorkian Is Cool
- 2Valujet
- 3You've Got No Friends
- 4You Keep A Diary
- 5You Own A Store
- 6You Got Date Raped
- 7Recycling Is Gay
- 8You're A Cop
- 9You Can't Shut Up
- 10You've Got Cancer
- 11We Just Disagree
- 12Hungry Hungry Hippos
- 13You Are An Interior Decorator
- 14Pottery's Gay
- 15Rich Goyette Is Gay
- 16Branscombe Richmond
- 17You Live In Allston
- 18You Are A Good Food Critic
- 19Just The Two Of Us
- 20Your Band's In The Cut-Out Bin
- 21You're Gay
- 22You Look Adopted
- 23Your Cousin Is George Lynch
- 24You Have Goals
- 25You Drive An Iroc
- 26You Play On A Softball Team
- 27Because You're Old
- 28You Sell Cologne
- 29Being A Cobbler Is Dumb
- 30You Live In A Houseboat
- 31Richard Butler
- 32311 Sucks
- 33Your Kid Is Deformed
- 34You Are An Orphan
- 35You're Old (Fuck You)
- 36You Go To Art School
- 37You're Best Friend Is You
- 38You're In A Coma
- 39Windchimes Are Gay
- 40No, We Don't Want To Do A Split 7" With Your Stupid Fucking Band
- 41Reni Auberjonois
- 42Internet Is Gay
- 43Ha, Ha Your Wife Left You
- 44Hootie And The Blowfish
- 45You Went To See Dishwalla And Everclear (You're Gay)
- 46Locking Drop Dead In McDonalds
- 47Technology's Gay
- 48Your Favorite Band Is Supertramp
- 49I'm In Anal Cunt
- 50You (Fill In The Blank)
- 51Kyle From Incantation Has A Mustache
- 52Bonus Track #3