I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog
by Anal Cunt· from It Just Get Worse
Your dog was your only friend
You spent your life savings fixing its broken leg
You loved it more than your parents loved you
And then I ran it over
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Your dog was dumb and now it’s dead
My tire tracks are tattooed on its head
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I dragged it 50 yards down the street
And you ran after me in tears
I almost cried because I was laughing so hard
Then I turned around and tried to hit you
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