Tracklist
- 1Abracadabra Holmes
- 2Hawt Lixx
- 3Glendale P.D. Hates Daggermouth
- 4Too Late, No Friends
- 5This Is Chase Brenneman
- 6Hey Nelson, Go Jump On the Garbage
- 7Frisky Business
- 8Dan Don, Get Off Your Fucking Phone
- 9You Can't Soar Like an Eagle When You Hang Out With Turkeys
- 10Fact: Mike Peecher Rollerblades
- 11You Do This As a Fad, I Do This as A Lifestyle