Parents
by Failures· from Self Titled
many parents commit their lives to TV
without it life can be intolerable
they feel disconnected
almost, medieval!
keep your commitment to NO TV
give away this TV of yours
tell your parents
you don't appreciate their gift and
developing commong bonds with you
will never happen
when they come to visit
book them a room in the motel
along the highway
the one near the strip club
frequent by hookers