A Warning

I'm a monster so don't walk my way. Don't trust my smile, my teeth are like knives, I'll drag you down and suck you dry. Don't laugh at my jokes - the punchline is murder. Don't enjoy my touch, every caress hides a chokehold. I'm only happy when I've ruined everything I see. Believe everything you've ever heard about me - suck it up. If you see me coming don't stop, just turn and walk the other way. I will not lie about what I have done, I will not lie about what I will do to you, the sweat of my exterior is pure poison, I'm hell...