Spook Pery Happenings In The Snooker Hall

Pointy teeth as sharp as blades, Ray Reardon haircut fallen from grace, Pointy sticks - they make him mad, 'Cos Dracula was our Ray's dad. Spook, Pery, Snooker Hall Crowley once challenged Ray to a game Losing your soul was the paying stake, Crowley used garlic, brightstone and fire, 'Cos fucking Ray Reardon is a vampire. Ray Reardon, Ray Reardon, We are all doomed Spook, Pery, Snooker Hall Referee, come clean the white, Dracula he makes a bite.