Malachi Richter's Liquor's Quicker

I'm happy to report my long standing last resort Ended by just stopping short of me burning like a torch Step off, stand back Cause it's a fact I've got a match and all my fingers crossed behind my back Give me some breathing room Cause I'm breathing fumes I'll light the fuse Give me some breathing room Cause there's something that I need to prove And I'm gonna make the evening news I'm busy making plans with a flare gun in my hand Kerosene soaked through my pants, the last words of my last stand Step up, step back cause it's a fact I've got a match and all my fingers crossed behind my back Give me some breathing room Cause I'm breathing fumes I'll light the fuse Give me some breathing room Cause there's something I need to prove Give me some breathing room I'm on fire and it's all ending soon And I'm gonna make the evening news