Pet The Destroyer
by Lordi· from The Monsterican Dream
Its breath intoxicating
Its ego suffocating
It's here in my house -
Tryin' to get out
Its moves exhilarating
Tempers infuriating
It's no sage -
Rampage the cage
But you'll be safe
You can feed it - you wanna play?
It's almost tamed
Pet the destroyer
My beast Le royal
Pet my destroyer
Sweet killing machine
Oh wont you please meet the beast?
Its stare infatuating
I'm not exaggerating
It breaks off the leash
Creature released
Its jaws intimidating
Rage indiscriminating
It looks kinda mad -
(well this) looks kinda bad
This isn't safe, NO!
I can feel it
This isn't play
It can't be in tamed
Pet the destroyer
My beast le royal
Pet my destroyer
Sweet killing machine
Oh wont you please meet the beast?
Oh wont you please feed my beast?