He's Dead Jim

Please don't beam me down with Kirk, McCoy and Spock Cause if you do, I know that you'll be dead by 1 o'clock Maybe I'll be vaporized or crushed beneath some granite Bones will look at jim and say I'm just a doctor dammit I'm an extra - on Star Trex It's my break - on TV The fourth man in the landing crew It's the last you'll see of me They didn't ask me I wanted to go And if they did - I would have told them NO Just because my shirt is red this doesn't have to be Every time they beam down 4 they only beam back 3 I'm an extra............ So when they need men to beam down, don't be a volunteer Just stay up at the helm and help Sulu steer The Enterprise is much more fun when Scotty runs the crew So you beam down - I'll say aboard and have some tribal stew I'm an extra............