Chapstick
by Napoleon Dynamite· from Soundtrack
Is Grandma there?
No,she's getting her hair done.What do you need?
Can you just go get her for me?
No.I'm busy.
Then can you come get me?
Why?
Cuz I don't feel good!
Well, did you talk to the school nurse?
No,she doesn't know anything. Can you do me a favor then?
What?
Can you bring me my chapstick?
No,Napoleon.
But my lips hurt real bad!
Go ask the nurse.I know she has like five sticks in her drawer.
I'm not gonna use hers you sicko!
Bye.
Ugh...Idiot!