I Ate Your Horse

Your dad took out a second mortgage to buy you a horse You loved and took better care of it than yourself You combed it, cleaned it, and fed it apples everyday I was broke, drunk, and hungry, so I killed your horse and ate it [Chorus:] I ate your horse [x4] When you came to the stable the next morning You found a pile of hair, teeth, and hooves I hid around the back to listen to you cry Then I beat an old lady to death with the leg bone [Chorus]