Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck
by Anal Cunt· from It Just Get Worse
[Chorus:]
Eric Clapton sucks, Eric Clapton sucks
Eric Clapton’s gay, and he’s fucking gay
Your father is the 4th worst singer
After Springsteen, Seger, and Petty
You were sick of his gay fucking songs
So you jumped out a really high up window
Your father sucks so fucking bad
You knew you’d get beaten up at school
You were sick of hearing “You Look Wonderful Tonight”
So you jumped out a really high up window
I almost wish you didn’t die
Because I hate the song “Tears In Heaven”
I was glad you died until I heard that song
And Kevin Sharp is gay