Beer Goggles
by Slumlords· from On the stremph
(With William Sommerville)
Hey boys and girls - better hear what I say
You'd better be careful when you go and have a drink
Or sooner or later there will come a day
When you wish that you ha stopped to think
Keep looking through beer goggles and you will regret
You may just have a blackout that you will never forget
Your meter gets adjusted every time they fill the cup
And again as the free drinks go around
As the drinks are going down her points are going up
And you don't realize what's going down
Keep looking through beer goggles and you will regret
You may just have a blackout that you will never forget
You go to bed at 2 with a 10
You wake at 10 with a 2
Oh, no! x4
Beer goggles - oh, no!
Beer goggles - Oh shit!
Beer goggles - who's this?
Beer goggles - oh, no!
Beer goggles - Who are you?
Beer goggles - I'm screwed