Involuntary Skinhead
by Slumlords· from On the stremph
Every day I lose more hair
Down the drain to I don't know where
It's growing thin - you can see some skin
I guess I gotta take it on the chin
Every day I lose more hair
Every day - Involuntary skinhead
Down the drain to I don't know where
Look at me! - Involuntary skinhead
Don't know how I got in this funkle
All the hot chicks are calling me their uncle
I just can't solve this enigma
I've got less hair than Vinnie Stigma
Bought some Rogaine with the last of my cash
My scalp turned red and broke out in a rash